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Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

06 February 2020

🙊 Secret Lost Chapter of STARCHILD 1 (⚠️ Spoilers ⚠️)


While sitting in my Analytics class, I drew this concept art from STARCHILD book 2. (Don't tell the profe.) More news about book 2 coming soon. I'm getting super excited about it.



Now, here's the kicker: I recently wrote this EPILOGUE to STARCHILD book 1.

DON'T READ IT unless you've already finished reading book 1. It contains major spoilers. Major!

Okay, you've been warned.

🙊


02 February 2017

When will the sequel to ECKSDOT / SONG OF LOCKE be released?



I’m currently working on a space fantasy called STARCHILD. It will be a trilogy of novellas. 

So why did I start a new series rather than finish an existing one? 

It’s a business decision: The goal is to earn enough money to switch to being a full-time author. Which will mean I can publish books for you faster.

The first consideration is the limitations of a sequel. A sequel can only sell a percentage of what its predecessor sold. So if I write LOCKE: AZURE WINDS, it won’t sell more copies than I’ve already sold of LOCKE: DARK EMPYREAN. And while I’ve sold a couple thousand copies, it’s not enough. The same goes for ECKSDOT and its sequel METAMORPHOSIS. Of course, if I finish a series, that will make people more likely to buy the first volume, right? True. Which leads to my next consideration: how long will it take to finish each series?




SONG OF LOCKE is 135k words long. If I write miraculously fast, I might finish the next book in 1 year. So it’s a minimum of 2 years to complete the series (but, let’s be realistic—it’s probably more like 4). ECKSDOT has 4 volumes in the series, so we’re talking 3 (or 6) years to complete the series. But with STARCHILD I’m taking a different strategy. Each episode will be a novella about 50k long, or 150k total. Basically I can write all three of those in the same amount of time it would take to write one sequel. So I asked myself, which would sell better: a middle novel in an unfinished series, or a trilogy of novellas in which the first one is free?




In sum, writing STARCHILD is (hopefully) a 1-year project. It will give me a quick route to a marketable, finished series, which I imagine will help sales. That income will in turn give me more writing time, which means the sequels you’re dying to read will come out sooner. This schedule just means those sequels will have to wait one extra year. The good news is that I will finish—I promise. Patience, young padawan. And even with this delay, I expect to finish before George Martin finishes GAME OF THRONES. And probably before Sanderson finishes THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE too.

Besides, you’re going to love STARCHILD.

So, what do you think of this plan?

J

(P.S. Oh, and by the way, after I finish STARCHILD, I’ll have readers vote on whether I should finish SONG OF LOCKE or ECKSDOT next. That should be fun to see.)




15 November 2016

New Book Release: WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO SKYDIVING




I went skydiving a few weeks ago.

I’m an author, so naturally I wrote about it.

The narrative is visceral, like you’re experiencing it all along with me. In fact, one of my readers thought it was so vivid, he said, “I feel like I’ve actually been skydiving now.”

If you want, you can now buy it on Amazon for $2.99.

Thanks for being a reader!

-- J






08 September 2016

New book release: MY 7-DAY FAST


I made a goal to not eat any food for seven days.

I’m serious. No food for a whole week.

Why would anybody do that? Well, I answer that question in an essay I wrote about it.




People have been surprised when they read the essay. They say things like this:

“I loved reading this! It was an intense page turner which doesn’t happen in non-fiction for me very often. It is also full of really useful health concepts in an easy-to-understand format that still has me thinking about it long after finishing. I plan to read it a second time!” — A. J. 

Several people told me they opened the book planning to just read a couple pages, but they got hooked and had to finish. (It’s about 30 pages long.)

You can buy MY 7-DAY FAST for $2.99. Or, email me with your promise to post an honest review, and I’ll send you a review copy for FREE.

Thank you for being a reader! Can’t wait to hear what you think!

J


31 May 2016

New book for sale: I'M JERRY SEINFELD by J Washburn



I have an announcement to make: My latest book is out!




It's called I'M JERRY SEINFELD: AN ESSAY ON COMEDY. Here's the synopsis: 

Don’t read this book if you’re fat. Or if you hate reading. Or if you hate Jerry Seinfeld. Or me. Or fat people. Or nudity. And definitely don’t read it if you liked my other books. Or if you’ve had enough funny business. Or if you’d rather have a 99-cent hamburger. Did I mention fat? Come on, George, you’re such a cheapskate.

It's not really like anything else I've written. That makes me scared to share it with the world, but, hey, that's what I do. My beta readers gave amazing feedback. Now it's less offensive with more consistent flow. It's about making your life better through comedy, and reading it might give you a lasting insight or two.


Thanks for being a reader! Looking forward to reading your reviews.


-- J




04 March 2016

J Washburn featured on NerdFundr Podcast! (And LOCKE spoilers)



I was a guest on the NerdFundr Podcast this week. In the episode, I talk about what inspired me to become a writer. I also admit some secret information about SONG OF LOCKE.

Check it out here (I'm the first 20 minutes):

http://nerdfundr.com/podcast/episode-2/


27 January 2014

A PG-13 Edited Version of A Game of Thrones [the Book]

A censored book cover for A Game of Thrones

I have a friend who has asked for my help in promoting a project he’s working on:

It’s called A Game of ███ones.

Basically, he’s creating an edited version of the Game of Thrones ebooks. (He has already censored several of his personal paper copies.)

WHO IS IT FOR?

There are a lot of teens and tweens who want to read this book, even though a lot of the content isn’t appropriate for that young of an audience. This project is primarily for them. It gets the book into the hands of that younger audience. It’s also for anyone who’s curious about the books but who doesn’t enjoy the more explicit content.

DOESN’T THAT DESTROY THE AUTHOR’S ART?

Hopefully not. The censored version will only be given to people who already own the regular version. So the author’s original art will be pristinely preserved. At any time, the reader can choose to read either version. (If a parent is moderating access to their child’s device, they could give access to either or both.)

HOW WILL THE CENSORING WORK?

The plan is to divide each book into sections, send them out to a group of volunteers, and let each person edit a few chapters. It’s kind of cool because no single person has to be exposed to much obscene content. His method for editing is kind of sweet too: They’ll just be blotting out the bad parts with a black highlight. It will look like this, or, rather, like this. That way you can still see how much was blotted out—just like his paper copies. And, technically, none of the author’s words are being removed.

HOW DO I GET THE CENSORED VERSION?

There are just two things you have to do:
  1. Own the original ebook
  2. Volunteer to help

01 November 2013

ChroNoWriMo: Can an author write a book on a Chromebook?



This post is an announcement to the internet:

I’m attempting NaNoWriMo. On a Chromebook.

In case you didn’t know, NaNoWriMo is short for National Novel Writing Month. The rules of NaNoWriMo are simple: write a 50-thousand-word novel in 30 days (during November). That’s about 1.67k words per day. It’s not super easy. But it’s possible.

09 May 2013

ECKSDOT: The OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK

I’ve put together a list of songs that match the tone of my adventures with ECKSDOT. The first few have lyrics and the last few are musical-score tracks—that fit a tech fantasy. (You might want to listen while you read; not the whole time, of course, because the book is too long, and it would be annoying to repeat it that many times; but maybe you could listen for part of the time; or just listen after you finish.)

Looks like you have to install the Spotify app for this to work right. Luckily it’s free and you can log in with your Facebook account. Or just listen on Grooveshark without having to install anything.

By the way, listen carefully to the lyrics of Track 01. You might be surprised. (But only if you’ve read it.)



11 October 2012

Let Me Tell You About Lois Lowry, Author of The Giver


I saw her last night at the library. She’s an old grey-haired lady, kind of slightly built, with blue eyes and a nice smile.

She told us how she randomly came up with the concept for The Giver: She went to visit her father in the hospital. He was deteriorating mentally, but somehow he always remembered who she was. However, he didn’t remember much about one of her sisters, so he asked Lois about her, and Lois said, “She’s dead, Dad.” And when he realized that again, it was like she had died a second time—he cried and had to go through the pain and grief all over again. All because of a malfunction in memory. (Why did she tell him then? She felt she needed to be truthful with her father.) That sparked in her imagination the story of a community that could control memory. (It’s funny, I’d have taken that in a sci-fi direction, but she takes it in a magical direction, and the actually hiding and controlling of memories seems like a very small and understated part.)

So how does she go about the writing process? She starts with an idea for the ending of a book and then makes up the middle—winging it, not outlining. Otherwise, she says the fun is all already gone. (I disagree though—outlining has the same creative thrill, it just saves you time in revision—so you’re not weeding down all the “great stuff” that you wrote that doesn’t fit in with how it ended up. Of course there are pros and cons to both.)

Here’s another interesting thing: She’s published 40 books. Forty! And yet she spends the whole time (almost) talking about The Giver—her ONE SUPER-POPULAR BOOK (in fact, I don’t think even the library has more than 10 or so of her books). And now she has to speak about it EVERY TIME. I wonder if she gets tired of that. “Hey! You act like you’re a fan, and yet you only know a very small part of me!” I hear you, Lois.

Anyways, she’s touring for the launch of Son, which is the 4th book in the Giver series, which sounds awesome based on the teasers she gave (but I have some catching up to do).

Now here’s the funny part: I keep forgetting to do this—they always give away free stuff at these events by taping tickets to the bottom of the chairs—so I should check beneath the chairs before I sit down. Of course, this could be kind of awkward since it’s always so crowded before the event starts. Anyways, so this time they announce it and all around the room people with lit-up faces were pulling stuff from under their chairs. Well, it turns out the library had just gotten new chairs and many of them still had stickers on the bottom. It was pretty funny. Only five or six people actually got the golden tickets, but many, many more were pulling up the stickers off their seat bottoms. : )

— j








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14 August 2012

Help Me Choose a Tagline for ECKSDOT!


I’m just about finished with my latest cover design (above), and I’d like to put a tagline on the front. So I need your help. Vote on your fave:

20 July 2012

Passed 10K Views!

My blog has had over 10,000 views since that first post 4 years, 9 months, and 28 days ago!


First post:
  • That Way (an emo poem, what a downer I was)
  • 22 Sep 2007

Most popular:

Most-blogged category:

Best poem:

Best nonfiction:

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17 July 2012

I’ll give you a copy of ECKSDOT for FREE


I need 100 people to read my book and write Amazon.com reviews. If you’re interested in helping me, sign up below. (Not everyone will be selected, but hopefully most will.)

In case you don’t know, it’s a young-adult adventure novel. Some might call it sci-fi. I like to call it tech fantasy. Read more about it on the books page. Or read Chapter 1 here.

Here are some things you should know about being a beta reader/reviewer:

15 July 2012

Read The Anatomy of Peace!

And now for the perfect followup to yesterday’s rant:

As a favor to me, and for my July birthday each year, I invite my friends to read my favorite book: The Anatomy of Peace.

It’s helped me become better in some crucial ways (of course, I still need a lot of work—as evidenced by yesterday’s travesty—wait). In short, it teaches the virtue of godly love in a down-to-earth way.

This year I’m making my tech-writing students read it too. It may seem like a stretch to relate this to writing, but it’s not. In writing, the reader is the main thing. As Italo Calvino says (Invisible Cities 135),
“It is not the voice that commands the story; it is the ear.”
My birthday’s here again. I’d love to have you join us in reading. I even have a couple extra copies I’d loan out... Just sayin’...

* * *

One of my favorite parts is the story of the Crusaders’ enemy Saladin, retold in this video (it’s worth 5 minutes):

11 July 2012

Signed copy of Sanderson’s The Way of Kings


My signed copy of Brandon Sanderson’s The Way of Kings.



I also was lucky enough to sit with (L-R) James Dashner (The Maze Runner), Brandon Sanderson, and Dan Wells (I Am Not a Serial Killer) at the Whitney Awards dinner this year (this was my sneaky/dorky candid shot). Brandon didn’t sit at the VIP tables, which allowed him to kindly invite one of his former students to sit with them.

Also, here’s what Brandon said about ECKSDOT.

10 July 2012

Won Second Place in Eugene England Personal Essay Contest


Sunstone Magazine awarded me second place in their Eugene England Personal Essay Contest for my “On Understanding”!

You can read the essay here. I think you’ll like it. 

02 July 2012

Free Tickets to Meet Author of Artemis Fowl


To Utah residents:

Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl, is speaking at the Provo, UT, public library on July 16th at 7:00pm. I’m giving away 2 free tickets.

Here’s how to enter:
  1. Leave a comment below that says why your favorite character is your favorite. 
  2. Share this post on your favorite social network (there are share buttons at the bottom).
  3. OPTIONAL: Subscribe to the blog so you don’t miss when I post the winner. 
I’ll use a randomizer to pick a winner and announce it on Wednesday the 11th. Good luck!

 



UPDATE: I used Random.org to generate a number, and it chose #1, J M Henrie. Congrats on winning! And thanks for your comments. : )

14 May 2012

Archival Video Footage of J.R.R. Tolkien Himself

Yesterday, sitting in church, I suddenly had the strongest wish—a wild desire—to sit in the Eagle and Child with Tolkien, Lewis, Chesterton, and the rest of the Inklings and hear what they had to talk about. Just to hear them shoot the breeze.

This video may be the next best thing.

It’s old and reminds me of Monty Python at moments. But it’s awesome to hear Tolkien’s voice and see him strolling around Oxford commenting on how much he loves the trees. You can actually watch him write in Elvish too!




By the way, I heard of the story from here: http://good-report.com/5861/just-released-from-the-bbc-a-rare-1968-interview-with-j-r-r-tolkien-video

— J

P.S. These photos are from my 2006 trip to Oxford. The second shows the Eagle and Child (or “The Bird and the Baby”) where the Inklings used to meet. Click on them for a larger view.



Can I let you in on a secret? I want to revive the Inklings.